by [M]artin
Tonight’s the night, lady boys and girls!
After two grueling weeks of waiting, we have reached the top 3 episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race.
#TeamNeedles
Will it be the future of drag, Sharon Needles? Clock her all you want for being a one-note spooky queen because even her fishy drag will wipe the floor with you. Sharon shows a brand of originality and quick wit that we haven’t seen in a while (which is saying a lot when you’re talking about drag queens).
#TeamChadMichaels
Will it be drag veteran, Chad Michaels? Chad came to the competition to be flawless, and that’s exactly what she’s done. She has shown us that she has the personality and the talent to headline anything that she wants, including Cher’s tour whenever Cher is out sick.
#TeamAnyoneButQueefy
Or will it be fan least favorite, Queefy O’Hara? Studies have shown that just about everyone hates Phi Phi O’Hara. Especially Phi Phi O’Hara. Her performance has been okay at best, but much of her success has been due to the other contestants’ failures and less about her own skill set. As a queen, she’s okay, but not amazing like the other two.
We have a sneaking suspicion that tonight’s episode will, as the previews have promised, defy all odds. We’ve heard rumors claiming that this year the fans will vote. This might make sense, seeing as how the reunion is being filmed on April 25th, giving us all of tomorrow for voting and Wednesday for filming the results.
Other people think that Ru knows the winner but won’t reveal who it is until the reunion.
Others seem to believe a Wikipedia leak. We don’t have to explain why that’s not a trustworthy site, do we?
Either way, tonight will be somethin’ FIERCE. Who do you think will win?
